Random Writing Prompt: Kamikaze squirrels, a party invitation, and trunk monkeys

Nobody ever said parenting would be easy, only fulfilling. However, when one is in the midst of trying to hustle two sets of twins, aged 7 and 5, and their 3 year old sister into a minivan in order to fulfill the social obligation of a birthday party invitation, all the while trying to juggle the gifts and somehow Tetris them into a space that appears to have been assaulted by trunk monkeys,  your only real thoughts are how once they return from the party, they are going to be hopped up on sugar and comparable to a flotilla of kamikaze squirrels.